It has all the cliches, with ACP Pradyuman shaking his fingers all the time, saying "Ohhhh", "Wahi tohhh", "Tumhe toh Faansi hogi Faansi", "Abhijeet, PATA LAGAO", and most famous of all : "Daya, Darwaza tod do!".
It has Abhijeet searching for suraag all the time, continously saying the words "Hain ??" and "Myyy Goddd!".
Daya is always breaking doors. And whenever he slaps someone, the culprit lands up in the bureau confessing everything. LOL
Fredricks is the Joker on the show. Cracking poor jokes, but still making us laugh coz welaugh at him, not the jokes :P
Salunkhe, wearing that funny wig on his head, conducting every test with the same chemical. Using Koogle.com to search on the internet. LMAO
Here are some of the jokes, using these characters, written by me. Hope you guys have fun reading them !
CID team reaches a room where a dead body is supposed to be found.
ACP: Dekh kya rahe ho Daya, baar baar bolna padega kya..- Darwaza tod do !
Daya - Sir, main toh crime site pe pahunchte hi darwaza dhoondhta hoon. lekin iss kamre mein toh darwaza hi nahin hai.
Abhijeet: hain ? lagta hai khooni bahut chalaak hai. usse pata tha Daya darwaza todne zaroor aayega. usne bina darwaza ke kamre mein hee laash faenk di.
Fredricks: Sir, ab kya karen ?
ACP: Wapas chalo. iss kamre mein darwaza nahin hai. yeh case humse solve nahi hoga..
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ACP receives the news that Fredricks is having sex with his wife while he is in office.
ACP takes Daya, ABhijeet and Salunkhe with him to his home.
ACP: Abbey Daya, Darwaza tod de !
*thaaaaaaad* Door breaks down.
They find Fredricks and ACP's wife in a compromising position.
Abhijeet: Hainnn ??? MYyyy God !!!
ACP (shaking index finger as usual): Ohhhhhhh !!!!! Kuch toh gadbad hai...
Fredricks: Sir maine kuch nahi kiya.
Daya: Woh toh hame pata hai. Tere bas ka kuch hai bhi nahi.
ACP(frowning and ungliyaan hilaate hue): Jo bhi kiya hoga meri biwi ne hi kiya hoga.
Sach sach batao kya hua tumhaare beech mein.
Abhijeet: Yeh aise nahi maanenge. Main koi suraag dhoondhta hoon.
Salunkhe: Inko meri Forensic lab mein le aao. Sab check karke bata dunga kya-kya kiya inhone.
ACP: Uski zaroorat nahi hai. DAYA !!!!!!!!!!!!
Daya slaps Fredricks in his usual style. Fredricks lands up in bureau confessing everything.
ACP: Tumhe FAANSI hogi FAANSI !
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KISSA GHANE JUNGLE KA:
Abhijeet: Hain ?? Myyyy Goddd !! Yahan toh door door tak Darwaza hi nahin hai.
ACP(ungliyaan hilaate hue, eyebrows raised): Ohhhhh !!! Kuch toh gadbad hai... Khooni bada chalaak hai. Usne Jungle mein laash faenk di taaki Daya ko Darwaza naa mile.
Daya(like a sad puppy): Mujhe Darwaza chahiye, Darwaza ! :(
Abhijeet(just cant control saying "Hain"): Hain ?? Darwaza chahiye ? Ab tere liye Forrest mein bhi Darwaza lagayoon kya.
Salunkhe: Forensic lab aur Koogle.com ke bina case kaise solve hoga ?
Fredricks: Mujhe darr lag raha hai yahaan. Mujhe apni biwi ke paas jaana hai.
Listening to all this ACP comes in a state of shock and starts shaking his fingers like crazy.
Seeing this everyone asks ACP as to what has happened to him and why the fuck doesn't he stop shaking his fingers.
To this the ACP replies: Arrey case gaya bhaad mein. Daya, Gaadi nikaalo. Abhijeet poore sheher ke har doctor ke paas jao aur PATA LAGAO ki yeh saali meri ungliyon ka ilaaj kahan milega.
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The CID team reaches a restaurant.
ACP(ungliyaan yahaan bhi ghoom rahi hain): Yeh restaurant hai toh yahaan khaana bhi zaroor milta hoga. Abhijeet, PATA LAGAO yahaan milta kya-kya hai.
Abhijeet: Khud pata laga le.
Daya(sabse pehle bol pada): 10 aloo ke paranthe makhan maar ke.
Abhijeet: Hainnn ? Myyyy Goddd !!
Daya: Saale yeh sab khaaunga nahi toh Darwaza kya tera baap todega.
Salunkhe: Main toh kissi bhi chemical ke saath 4 roti kha lunga. Haan khoon ki chatni bhi le aana.
ACP: Ohhhh ! Kuch toh gadbad hai.. Aaj Salunkhe Acid ke saath roti nahi kha raha.
Abhijeet: Aaj Suraag dhoondhte hue maine laash ki jeb mein padha laddoo kha liya tha. Mera pet toh full hai.
Fredricks: Sir, main kuch nahi lunga. Aaj biwi ke liye karwa chauth vrat rakha hai.
ACP(ungliyaan zor zor se hilti hui): Mere liye toh bas ek laash le aao.
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The CID team reaches Goa.
ACP(ungliyaan ghumaate hue): Ohhhh ! Kuch toh gadbad hai... Beach par
koi bikini babe nahi dikh rahi. Abhijeet, Daya, PATA LAGAO aakhir yeh
bikini babes gayi toh gayi kahaan ?? Poora Goa chaan maaro, isse
poocho, usse poocho, kuch toh zaroor pata chalega.
Meanwhile Daya, is busy roaming topless trying to
show off his iron man body.Some girls recognize him and start teasing
him by saying "Daya, Darwaza tod do". Daya, dejected, wears his shirt.
Abhijeet(seeing some girl in bikini): Hain ??? Myyyy God !!!
ACP(ungliyaan khushi se hilti hui): Ohhhh ! Aakhir bikini mein ladki aa
hi gayi. Salunkhe, Bikini babes khooni ki tarah hoti hain, humse
bachkar jaayengi toh jaayengi kahaan ?
Salunkhe: Woh ladki kise ladke ke saath hai. Koi jaanwar sa ladka.
The bikini babe and her guy come closer now.
Fredricks(crying): Sir, woh ladki toh meri biwi hai ? Kisi aur ke saath :(
ACP(ungliyaan khushi se hilti hui): Kisi aur ke saath nahi, humaare Daya ke saath :P
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ACP(mockingly):Daya,
Darwaza tod do ! hahaha.. ab toh logon ko bhi pata chal gaya kitum
Darwaza todne ke liye hee CID mein rakhe gaye the.
Daya(fuming): Abbey ungli baba, zyaada bola na toh Darwaza nahin teri ungli tod dunga.
Abhijeet: Bhai tod de iski ungli ko. Poore episode mein ungli aise hilaata hai jaise saare suraag yehi dhundh ke laaya ho. Sab kaam toh main karta hoon.
Daya(agitated):Acha, saare kaam tu karta hai? Saale 12 saal Darwaza nahin todta toh tu ek bhi suraag ikattha nahi kar paata.
ACP(ungliyaan
hilaatehue): OHHHHH ! Matlab, maine kuch nahi kiya. 12 saal tumhaare
suraag,aur Daya ke todhe hue Darwaazon se meine hi case solve kiye hain.
Daya(irritated): Abbey chal naa.. ungli hila tu, ungli. Case toh tab solve hota tha jab main accused ko thapad maarta tha.
Fredricks(coming
to the rescue): "Ungli baba, suraag searcher yaa phir darwaza breakerne
kuch kiya ho naa kiya ho. Ek baat toh pakki hai- Kissi bhi episode mein
MAINE KUCH NAHI KIYA " :D :P
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